coverspy:

The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, Haruki Murakami (M, 30s, bald, sunglasses on head, blue and white striped shirt, F train) http://bit.ly/kLTShV

Anyone who’s read it will understand.

OH HALE NAW CAMELOT DID NOT JUST END WITH SEVERAL UNNECESSARY DEATHS, INCEST, AND THE ASCENDANCE OF AN INFANTILE MAIN CHARACTER I DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT

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Oh wait. It just did.

So I finally watched an episode of Dr. Who this weekend, because greenteafarm was visiting and she coerced made me. It was the episode about the crazy weeping angels, no less.

AND IT WAS FANTASTIC AND FUNNY AND CONCEPTUALLY BRILLIANT AND CREEPY AND CAREY MULLIGAN, &c.

Loved that shit.

In return, I cooked greenteafarm scrambled eggs, and she liked them!

(via brainstark)

theharryone:

Perfection is an understatement. 

(Source: harrying)

…it looks like she’s melting.

(Source: mistress-boleyn)

"I’m a lesbian. A paedophile lesbian. I am a virgin — a nun, actually. A sexy lesbian, transsexual nun! I am going through a phase."

Eva Green (no, your eyes haven’t deceived you, she really did say this!)

#someone pass her her Marilyn lighter

(via scallawag)

#to be honest the only thing i gathered from this was ‘sexy lesbian’ #nothing tastes as sweet as validation

(via dorothyparker)

(Source: nakedelanor, via crichlow-s-deactivated20120420)

Having a few existential crises right now, viz. my post-college future, interpersonal relationships, creative pursuits, and well, everything.

If I smoked and looked as hot as Eva Green, I would lie fully-clothed in a bathtub and smoke all day until someone told me to GTFO because they needed to take a bath goddamnit.

(Source: beriii)

(Source: thepursuitaesthetic)

OMG IS THIS A REISSUE OF SPUTNIK SWEETHEART OR IS IT SOME OTHER EDITION I’M NOT AWARE OF. HALP I NEED THIS ASD;LKJSDF

(Source: libraryland)

I love troll!morgan.

(Source: heckyeaharmor)

(Source: sashaudinov)

So there’s a new episode of Camelot

And tumblr’s all like:

• OMG ARTHUR!
• HDU GUINEVERE!!!!! >:C
• Poor Leontes! T_T
• Gawaaaaain!!! AI AI AIIIII!

And I’m just like:

Because really?

WHILE ALL Y’ALL ARE FRETTING OVER A HERPY-DERPY LOVE TRIANGLE, THE HBIC IS PLOTTING HER SWEET, SWEET CONQUEST OVER CAMELOT WITH WOLVES AND DARK MAGICKS AND SHIT AND IT’S GON BE GUD. D’YOU HEAR ME?! GUD. SO SIT BACK AND TUCK YOURSELF IN WITH A GLASS OF SYRAH AND MAYBE A SUCKLING PIG AND ENJOY THE MADNESS. THIS IS THE MORGAN PENDRAGON SHOW, GUYS.

(Source: absenthere)

“Do not interrupt the flight of your soul; do not distress what is best in you; do not enfeeble your spirit with half wishes and half thoughts. Ask yourself and keep on asking until you find the answer, for one may have known something many times, acknowledged it; one may have willed something many times, attempted it — and yet, only the deep inner motion, only the heart’s indescribable emotion, only that will convince you that what you have acknowledged belongs to you, that no power can take it from you — for only the truth that builds up is truth for you.”

Søren Kierkegaard